If you're looking for static ads that won't win design awards, but will print you ungodly amounts of cash. You're at the right place.
Then step into my office.Are you tired of forking over your hard-earned cash to Mark Zuckerberg, launching campaigns and praying to the heavens they convert?Then repeat after me “I will work with Jaafar Ibrahim, to create statics that get me a tasty ROAS so I can scale to the moon”Hailing from the best city in the world, AKA London, think of me as a superhero that every time I put on my cape and sit at my desk, the world becomes a better place, one keystroke at a time.Now you’re probably thinking, “This guy’s a bit full of himself,” and have more questions.So just give me two minutes of your time, and read to the end of this page, and I’ll explain why we should work together.
Most brands think static ads are "boring" or "too simple."But that's exactly why they work.Your customers don't always need a cinematic journey.They need to see the product, understand the benefits, and feel that your product will deliver said benefits.Don’t get me wrong, there’s a time and place for video ads, but most brands treat statics like a neglected step-child, when at times, they perform better than video ads ever could.Here’s why:Lower CPMs: You're paying 30-50% less per thousand impressions. More eyeballs, less spend.Instant clarity: No waiting for the "hook" to land. The message hits immediately.Faster Iteration: Test 10 variations in the time it takes to produce one video.No having to deal with extortionate UGC creators who demand extra payment for "usage rights"No having to send your product and hoping they actually follow the brief.No having to wait for video edits, that take forever.The process is simple, create winners fast, kill losers faster.The problem? Most static ads are trash.People get too excited about how pretty they look, and maintaining their “brand identity”, which I get if you’re Nike or Apple.But let’s be real here, buyers just want you to solve their specific problem at a fair price.That's where I come in.
✅10 ad concepts
✅3 image/copy variations per concept (30 total ads)
✅Unlimited revisions
✅Delivered in 72 hours max
✅ 20 ad concepts
✅ 3 image/copy variations per concept (60 total ads)
✅ Unlimited revisions
✅ Delivered in 1 week
✅50 ad concepts
✅3 image/copy variations per concept (150 total ads)
✅Unlimited revisions
✅Delivered in batches over 3 weeks
If you're thinking the prices seem too cheap for the amount of work, let me be straight with you:I don't have case studies to show because most of my work has been confidential agency projects. The prices above are to let me build a killer portfolio while proving I'm as much of a legend in reality as I am in my own mind.Here's the thing, you literally can't lose.If the ads I create don't generate at least 3x what you paid me, I'll refund every penny. No questions asked.
Book a 15-minute call with me, by clicking below or shoot me an email at [email protected].We'll talk about your brand, your current ad performance, and whether my style of static creatives is suited to you.If it's a fit, I'll take the payment and get to work immediately.You'll have a full batch of scroll-stopping, conversion-ready static ads in your account within days.And remember if they don’t get you at least a 3X return on what you paid.You get every penny back.Thanks for your time and I look forward to working with you.Sincerely at your serviceJaafar Ibrahim
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